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What happened to the frog that didn't put money in his parking meter
on Hillsborough Street ?
What does a dinosaur do when he can't think of the right word to say ?
Was Rene Descartes really a philosopher ?
he just THOUGHT, HE WAS
Why does the turkey have a hard time getting out of bed around
doesn't even want to think
what is the disciples
favorite flower at Easter time?
In Dante's Divine Comedy, there are different levels of hell. one for
murders, thieves, Carolina fans, etc. What happens to people that
tell bad jokes?
they get PUNished
Q: what was the pilgrim's favorite kind of music?
Q: why will Santa be a bit late this year?
one of reindeer has a flat
at the post-Christmas press conference, Santa was asked why the sleigh
was running a bit slower this year. What was his response ?
No comment (comet)
Q: what's the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music?
Q: what section of the library does the bookworm go to at breakfast
Q: what is the favorite european painter of the financial math student?
Q: Why was Van Gogh a painter rather than a musician?
he didn't have an ear for
Q: what's the favorite coffee of the laywer ?
Q: what's the favorite cofffee of the dairy farmer?
De-Caf (the calf)
Q: What is the favorite type of music of St Patrick ?
Q: Why did the snowman fail his statistics course?
He froze on the final
Q: Which fraternity did the coffee lover rush ?
Q: What's this year's spring fashion for restriction enzymes?
cut-off jeans (genes)
Q: What do you get the bioinformatics person for their birthday?
a new pair of jeans
Q: Why don't you see puppies on Amtrak?
they are not trained
Why did the chemist go to the dermatologist?
to get a mole removed
Q: What did the computer science major order at the coffee shop?